Breaking: Llama spotted flying helicopter

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A local man spotted a llama piloting what looked like a home-made helicopter in the skies above Trinity early Tuesday morning.

“I couldn’t believe my eyes,” said Gerald Butt. “I had to do a double take to make sure I was seeing what I thought I was seeing.”

Officials from the Wildlife Division of the Department of Environment and Conservation confirmed to Tint of Ink that a rogue llama had indeed illegally commandeered a helicopter and is currently flying over Trinity Bay.

“We are working diligently to bring the situation to a peaceful and safe conclusion,” said Wildlife spokesman James Howlett.

It is unknown at this time if the llama has a legal helicopter license.

More on this story as it develops.


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